Sea And Sand, Sea And Sand Redux

To celebrate our anniversary, dw and I spent two nights at the Sylvia Beach Hotel in Newport. The owner of the hotel also owns Rimsky-Korsakoffee House, a coffee house known for conversation and classical music, and also known for being the location of our second date. And look where that date brought us.

The 100 year old hotel is directly on the beach, so close that when the 9 earthquake and accompanying tsunami hits, anyone in the hotel had better be a really good swimmer. Our room was the Hemingway Room --- each hotel room is decorated to reflect, and stocked with books from, a different author: Ken Kesey, Mark Twain, Shakespeare, Poe, etc. and the dining room is known as the Tables of Content. The top floor has a respectable library, a large selection of picture puzzles, board games and magazines -- coffee from an actual coffee maker and in the evening hot mulled wine. And anyone staying there needs to enjoy such things for there are no TVs or radios. No wifi -- although I imagine cell phones would work. In all, a very pleasant place to spend a few days.

Other than lolling around the library we didn't do much. Cruised the town, which occupied an hour or so. Walked to the Yaquina Head lighthouse (7 miles round trip), which occupied several hours. Had dinner (with Guinness, of course) at Nana's Irish Pub two blocks from the hotel  -- during that dinner, we were called "cute" -- not so unusual for dw, but a first for me, at least a first in the last 60 years. 
     Our waiter was a dead ringer for Robson Green, the English actor. After some verbal thrashing around between dw and I:
Me: "Doesn't our waiter look just like that actor guy you like so much?"
dw: "I'm gonna need more than that."
"You know, your boyfriend. That English guy in McCabe and Mrs. Robinson." 
Then a woman at a table next to ours said: "You mean Robson Green? I was thinking the same thing."
   And we chatted for a while about the actor and PBS and other things. Then the woman (who was with her father, grandfather, or antediluvian husband -- it wasn't clear) said: "You guys are so cute. You're talking and laughing and having fun. I see so many couples just sit there without talking or anything."
   The woman was pleasant, and the conversation was pleasant, but I was taken aback. When I conjure up a self-image, depending on my mood, assorted words come up -- generally positive or  complimentary, sometimes not -- but I have never thought of myself as "cute". And I've never thought of dw and I as a "cute" couple. We weren't offended, but we were surprised and actually sort of pleased.   

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A couple of weeks later RD and I (names are changed to shield the guilty) took a day trip to climb at Smith Rocks in central Oregon. The trip wasn't a complete failure, I led one climb and RD led zero climbs. And I was as slow on the trail and as timid on the climb as I've ever been. The weather was fine, if a bit hot, and the day was lovely -- the fields, grasslands and forests were still green. The mountains were snow covered. Everything about the day was great -- except for the climbing.

     Rescue litter in the climbing area. I considered lying down in it, hoping that some kind souls would pick me up and carry me.

     As I arrived back to the car from the climb, RD's phone rang: A Damsel In Distress!! After some talking and cursing and sighing it seemed that said damsel had lost her car keys someplace in about  100,000 acres of sand at Cannon Beach. Could we help? Said Damsel in Distress couldn't locate a rental car anywhere on the northern coast. The key was one of those with a chip that can't be duplicated except at the dealer --- and the nearest dealer was in Portland. (more cursing and sighing). Oh! Alas, alack the day.
   I admit, I didn't immediately leap to the rescue. Driving to Cannon Beach after the drive to Smith meant nearly a 400 mile drive for the day (on top of the strenuous, if dismal, climbing session). But I volunteered to drive RD to the beach. (he had a second set of keys for the Cannon Beach strandee) After several more phone conversations (more cursing and sighing) we agreed to ride to the rescue as soon as possible.
   We stopped in Portland, picked up some clean clothes and picked up dw who decided to come with us and continued on to the beach. (to be a bit clearer, the stranded maiden is RD's wife and certainly -- at the time -- a Damsel In Distress but not actually a maiden -- I assume)
   In the meantime, the Damsel in Distress had snagged a very nice suite in a motel, again directly on the beach, and again a very poor place to be when the Big One hits. So in the end the four of us had what turned out to be a very pleasant evening.
   RD and Damsel in Distress left early the next morning (things to do and people to see) and dw and I slept in a bit -- had coffee in front of the room's big ocean view window and watched a couple of fishing boats and a whale spouting. The fishing boats didn't actually spout although the whale certainly did.

Then dw and I had a leisurely drive home, completing our beach, and beach redux.

BOOKS: Scipio Africanus, Greater Than Napoleon (B.H. Liddell Hart) For most of the book, Hart explains and analyses  Scipio's victories over Hannibal and Hasdrubal (Hannibal's brother).
    (Scipio: Roman, Hannibal: Carthaginian --- the Punic wars, 235 B.C.E.)
(N.B. from dw: "snore")
   The early chapters are interesting and well written. Hart discusses the politics of the time, as well as the battles.  In the last chapter Hart compares Scipio to Napoleon and Alexander and Caesar and assorted other generals old and new. That part, the compare and contrast -- who cares?  But the bulk of the book is well worth reading.
   Scipio seems to have an assortment of pronunciations:
   "Sip'-e-o" -- I don't like this variation. I think it makes him sound like a tosspot.
   "Sheep'-e-o" -- I don't like this one either. Scipio took names and kicked butt, there wasn't much sheep-like about him.
    "Skip'-e-o" My preference. I think of Scipio happily larking about, slaughtering people, sinking ships, etc. Just sort of skipping around committing mayhem -- The guy you want on your side.
   On the subject of names, what parent would name a poor baby "Hasdrubal"? It sounds like he usually had a load in his pants, or like a tropical disease that causes water retention.

WORD OF THE DAY: Onolatry --- Worship of the donkey or ass. In the past I would have thought such a word was completely unneeded, but with the rise of The Tea Party I can understand it's utility.

NATURAL HISTORY: The quaking aspen has a double hinge arrangement on the stem of each leaf. -- Two sections of the stem are flattened at 90 degrees to each other. That hinge arrangement is what causes the distinctive shimmering effect when wind hits the trees. I have no idea what the evolutionary advantage is for this kind of leaf. (Oh, baby! I love your shimmer! I'd pollenate you any day!)

And so it goes. DJA

Dead Things, Hairballs, And Angels

Tuesday I was occupied with two of my very favorite things, holding a book and insuring that the couch didn't start floating around, when dw came up and said we needed to do something.

 "I am doing something." I said, using the book to gesture at the couch.

  "We need to do something besides being a lay-about. We can go for a drive or a walk or a bike ride."

Neither a walk nor a bike ride was truly compatible with a book and a couch so I opted for the drive. After all, since dw would be driving, I could still read and a reclining car seat is similar to a couch. The couch itself might ding up the walls or scare the cat but that rarely happens and we haven't  had an actual cat for several years.

   "OK, where do you want to go?"

And as it happened I knew exactly where I wanted to go: Mt. Angel Abbey in Mt. Angel (the town) to visit the museum and see the giant porcine hairball. --- Supposedly the biggest pig hairball in the world. dw was skeptical but willing, as long as we also visited the Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm in Woodburn.

Following inane Google directions (to the Wooden Shoe) we drove 99E to Woodburn. The traffic treated us gently and it was a more interesting drive than the freeway would have been, but Google's directions were logically impaired.  The tulip farm was still in preparation for it's yearly tulip viewings. They were setting up booths and tents. Play equipment for the kiddies. Elevated viewing stands --- in full swing they put on quite an act. And the tulips are pretty. Thursday the flowers were only starting to bloom (there was one swatch of red) with the other colors being spotty and spread around, but in a week or so I think it will be spectacular. We looked at some of the sights and dw bought several bunches of flowers to bring home.

On to Mt. Angel. We had lunch at Der Glockenspiel. (dw: sausage dog, me: sausage and spaetzle) and we each had a Warsteiner Dunkel dark beer. It was very good, although I thought the portions were skimpy for the price. (note: with a splat of bratwurst and mustard we fell off the vegetarian wagon) And afterwards we walked around a bit. Watched the glockenspiel do it's thing (it doesn't compare with the European classic ones but it's not too bad), walked by the Drunken German bar but didn't go in, looked at the (turned off) fountain with the little boy and girl dancing. (It's rather saccharine but well done. dw looked and said the little girl was showing some panties. I would have taken a picture, but I didn't want to be taken for a pervert.)  And finally drove to the Abbey to see The Worlds Largest Pig Hairball.

The Mount Angel Abbey Museum has a small, but world class eccentric, collection of stuff. As advertised a football sized pig hairball, set beside four smaller (pool ball sized) hairballs -- one is cut in half so you can appreciate that it really is a hairball. Next to the balls are two stuffed calves, one with four extra legs, the other with two extras. They are as bizarre as they sound. Also collected and displayed:   Some expected pictures of previous abbots. / An assortment of liturgical vestments. / A model of a sailing ship. / A collection of minerals and rocks. / Assorted Indian and Pacifica native art work. / Some rosaries. / Old farm tools / Arrow heads and other Indian relics. /  A box of pebbles from Jerusalem / some "Bird-Skin Art" -- ? -- / Some fossils / A replica of Christ's Crown of Thorns. / In short, a whole bunch of stuff.

And the largest collection is the "Larry Epping Wildlife Exhibit". Larry was an early graduate of the Abbey college. He made good, made a lot of money, and spent much  of his life going around shooting things. Killing them and stuffing them. At some point he probably thought: "All these dead things are so cool, I'm going to share them with the world." so he donated them to the Abbey Museum (I'm guessing they came with a large pot of money) On exhibit is one or more samples of every large mammal (predator and prey) native to North America.  (Really odd: a bald eagle and a golden eagle and a screech owl.  I have no clue as to how they get away with that) 

The Museum is a great example of what used to be known as a "Wonder Room" -- a room with a bunch of odd things that caught some body's interest.

After, we drove to Silverton, got gas (for the car) and walked around until we found an example of another world class one of a kind:  (This is a real parking meter, however only a few are left)

And we looked at the shrine for Bobby, A Great Collie --- the real source of the "Lassie Come Home" book, movie and TV series.

And then we

 came home. I for one was entirely satisfied by the Great Swine
Hairball.

(N.B. dw, while editing this entry, said: "Oh, I forgot about the stuffed animals."
"Good lord," I said, "How could you forget all of that?"
"I think I was overwhelmed by the hairball." --- fair enough --- )

 My Word of the Day: Truncate --- to be sure, not an unusual word. To shorten, or cut off the top. A word we all ran into in math --- a truncated pyramid, or cone, or triangle --- My question is: did the Guillotine truncate Robespierre and Saint-Just -- If anyone deserved to be truncated, those two did.

What does a quantum duck say? ---- "Quark, quark"

So a priest, a buxom blond and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender said: "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Natural History Lesson of the Day: Mourning doves are the pinheads of the bird world.

Vegetarianism, What Is It Good For?

A few weeks ago, dw and I went to the Portland Art Museum to look at the Francis Bacon, "Portrait of Lucian Freud". I thought it was a wonderful triptych, dw not so much. We also wandered about the museum for a bit. (I bought a membership a while ago -- for some reason, I don't remember why -- I was offered a deal too good to pass up)

----- As an irrelevant aside, the official description of the Bacon  paintings referred to them as "figurative" -- meaning they sort of look like something or someone -- my art work generally sort of looks like something or someone so I'm happy to announce that I'm a "figurative" artist and not someone who can't draw any better than that.  And I'm sorry, but your kid couldn't do that, and besides, he didn't.!  -----

In any case, after the museum we stopped at "Lardo" for lunch. I don't recall what dw ordered, but I had a pulled pork, kimchi, aioli on ciabatta sandwich  that was a taste treat. --

               (again, alas, I don't get any perks for mentioning places in this blog) --

 and a dark beer -- Timber something, it was very good, even though it was too early for beer. All of which brings me to the subject of this blog: Vegetarianism.

I'm not a very good vegetarian. Proper vegetarians would give me a proper taste of the cat. They would burn me at the steak.*  Over the years I've eaten many kinds of meat (not all at once). Naturally the big three, beef, pork and chicken, but also deer (venison), caribou, elk, muskox, moose, bear, walrus, goose, duck and pheasant, horse, sheep and goat plus the fishes of the sea and probably others I've forgotten --- it's good to be on the top of the carnivore food chain --- (although, unlike my friend John G., I've never eaten goat eyeball) And I've enjoyed them all. (As another friend,  Bob D. says, "if it doesn't have meat, it's not a meal, it's a snack"  -- Or as a friend from college (I go way back with this) said, "I don't like rabbit food.") But a taste of  cat is over the line and it should have never been suggested, -- But  regardless of what a proper vegan, or vegetarian would say about me,  I sort of follow their eating regimen .

I'm the chef du jour at our house, and I haven't actually bought a meat thing since Christmas, and not for several months before that. --- dw is intent on losing weight, (whatever, I think she already looks good) and I have an entirely unfair heart thing happening -- so meat and other animal stuffs (eggs, cheese, butter, etc.) are off the menu. I'm learning anew to cook. I've got a few oriental things (heavy with the peanut sauce) that are good. Thai,  and vegan chili. -- Tofu looms large. --  Rice things.  Pasta without any meat stuff. And some eastern European things (big on cabbage).  Eggplant, beans and squash.   It's all good. But truthfully, I miss my meat -- and unlike a proper vegan, at restaurants, or with friends,  I occasionally indulge.

 --- Several years ago, dw and I were in Prague. My mother was Czech, and to an extent I grew up eating Czech food, and truly --  Czech food, on site, wasn't to be missed.  dw and I went to a classic Czech restaurant and after looking at the menu I ordered a dish of potato dumpling (knedliky), gravy,   coleslaw (savory not sweet), and roast pork. All of which I had as a youth. The roast pork was called "pork knee" at 5K. I knew that restaurants listed meat servings by weight, but I thought the 5K was a typo and it was actually .5K.  I ordered it.  --   It was not a typo.  After awhile the waiter brought this gargantuan platter with a 5K, 12 pound, chunk of pig to the table. After I recovered from the shock, and after I peeled off the skin, fat and bone it was a huge but manageable dinner and it was wonderful. --- Everything about it was wonderful ---  It was one of the reasons I now have two stents.

So I'm facing a choice of eating wonderful roast pork, larded with garlic and dripping with fat  or  having a heart attack. I'm trying to go the healthy route and now I'm a vegan or a vegetarian, except when I'm not.

*I'm plagiarizing myself.

Did you know?  If you stick your nose in a Ponderosa pine bark (a Ponderosa has scaled grey to brown bark with orange  deep groves and large cones. The needles are long and grouped in threes --) and snuffle up, the bark smells like vanilla/caramel.  dw and I confound other people by sticking our noses in trees and snuffling up.

Words of the day:  SLURG --- To lie sleepily or sluggishly. Later today I might slurg on the couch.

ABLIGURITION --- Extravagant spending on food and drink. --- a prodigal spending on belly-cheer. I'm always ready for someone else  to abligurite for me.

A few years ago a student in Germany mooned a group of Hell's Angels, threw a puppy at the bikers when they came after him, and then escaped on a stolen bulldozer. (the puppy was fine) "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a police spokesman.
     I don't have any special inside knowledge, but I suspect he stopped taking his meds.   And so it goes. DJA




 

Views From A Bummel*

Before I start on this bummel business, I've got one more curiosity from our Los Angeles trip. The buses, naturally,  had pre-recorded bus stop announcements: "The next stop will be Wilshire Blvd, and Bundy Drive." etc. Nothing unusual about the announcements except the speaker loved saying "Hollywood". You could hear the soft smile on his face as he crooned "Hollllywoood" into a lovers pearly-shell like ear. The air was cleaner and the music sweeter as "Holllywoood" wafted into your consciousness. On the other hand, when he announced "Wilshire and Bundy, when boarding or departing, please watch your step." he clearly didn't care if you watched your step or not. He didn't care if you tripped and broke your nose he just wanted you on or off and be quick about it you jerk. We didn't ride enough to know if there were any women doing the announcements, or if the guy liked anything else besides "Holllywoood" but they were amusing announcements.

I've started riding my bike again. I rode 35 miles the other day and then spent the rest of the day on the couch. 35 miles is a long ride when you haven't ridden for several months but I'm working at getting back in shape. And I'm sorry to say I haven't had any remarkable events so far.
   (Remarkable events bring interest to a ride, as long as they're not too remarkable: like the time last year when a homeless jerk decided he didn't want me -- an old guy riding alone -- on the bike path so he came me with a stick. (SE Portland) I called 911 and was most pleased when later I saw a couple of county sheriffs rousting out several of the poor homeless we're supposed to feel sorry for.)
 
 In any event here are some of the things I've come across -- Views from my bicycle:

Possibly the most unexpected thing is this tombstone. Poor old Fred is stuck in an industrial area next to an intersection with heavy truck traffic, a couple of auto you-pull-it yards, a welding shop with junk trucks and bits of steel piled around, a composting yard, RR tracks, and other bits of who-knows-what small industries. And he's almost buried again in brush and vines. There are supposed to be a few other graves at this site but I poked around a bit and didn't find any. Fred is here all by himself -- although he does have a nice marker. At one time the pillar had a sort of cone-shaped capital.

A neighborhood I occasionally ride through has this house with Lady Liberty on the corner. I'm guessing that if the Post Office had used this Statue of Liberty for their postage stamp instead of the one in Las Vegas they wouldn't have been sued.

Close to the Statue of Liberty a different house has this lawn ornament:

And being an aficionado of outsider art I enjoy this house -- but I admit I would be hesitant about having this place as a neighbor. It's not obvious in these two photos, but the builder really doesn't like Reagan, Bush or Cheney.

While Little Free Libraries aren't unusual, I think this is a nice one. I've found a couple of books here.(I return them, usually with interest -- I generally have a few decent paperbacks sitting around that I can part with)

Word of the day: "Herkimer" which is the name of a place in New York. A while ago Dan Aykroyd  was the spokesman (Part owner?) for Crystal Head Vodka, which among other things contained a "Real Herkimer Diamond" in the bottle, giving the vodka "new age positive energy and goodwill". Herkimer New York might be a wonderful place, but to me it sounds like you've had too much Crystal Head Vodka and are busy herk -- herk -- HERKING it all up again. (a Herkimer "diamond" is a type of quartz crystal)

*Book of the day: I haven't read this lately, but first is Three Men on the Bummel (Jerome K. Jerome)
    " When asked by one of the characters in the book 'how would you translate (bummel).' the    
    narrator replies: 'A bummel, I explained, 'I should describe as a journey, long or short, without
    an end; the only thing regulating it being the necessity of getting back within a given time to point
    from which one started. Sometimes it is through busy streets, and sometimes through the fields
    and lanes; sometimes for a few hours --- We nod and smile to many as we pass; with some we
    stop and talk awhile; and with a few we (ride) a little way. We have been much interested, and
    often a little tired. But on the whole we have had a pleasant (ride) ---
Three Men on the Bummel  is a pleasant and amusing book, but much better I think is Jerome's earlier book: Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) Which is very funny.

Some Mark Twain literary criticism: (his) prose is unreadable -- like Jane Austen's. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.
     (Jane Austen's) books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.    ---- to me this seems a little harsh ----

Does Yosemite Sam believe in reintarnation?

St. Augustine: "The beard signifies the courageous," he declared "the beard distinguishes the grown man, the earnest, the active, the vigorous."    --- I couldn't agree more ---

And so it goes.   DJA

P.S. Once again this program has its own ideas about where photos should be placed and where paragraphs should break.

 

L.A. -- Venimus, etc., etc. -- Part 3 -- Hooray For Hollywood

As we happily drove South, getting closer and closer to LaLa Land, the mythical Sybarite capital of the world, Land of the Lotus Eaters, we kept seeing signs for La Jolla Cyn, and Sycamore Cyn, and Malibu Cyn. We were surprised at the strong Welsh influence in the names. We expected Spanish influence, which is very common, but Welsh? Welsh is a language that needs to import more vowels and because few places want 10-foot street-corner signs, it hasn't spread very much.
   (When I'm asked, I recommend an even trade with Hawaii. Hawaiian needs more consonants
     and fewer vowels and Welsh more vowels and fewer consonants. An even one-for-one swap
     would improve both. And they both need a space-bar to break up those words -- They're
     worse than Germans.)
We continued on, puzzling about the Welsh names. Perhaps Wales was shipping coal to the Spanish Missions and a bunch of Welshmen jumped ship (which makes sense -- Wales: gloom, rain, cold and coal mines. California: sun, no rain, warm and gold mines)
    -- (Don Pueblos Cyn Road, Montecito Cyn, and Simi Cyn). --
    Then dw said: "I think 'Cyn' is an abbreviation for 'Canyon'." Of course she was correct even if it was a disappointment. Wales fit so well. Spanish Missions: a lot of singing, and Welshmen sing up a storm.  ---  Spanish without the singing Welsh: castanets, guitars and a lot of stomping around with tap shoes. I think the Welsh should have been there singing and naming things.      
      (An irrelevant comment regarding Spanish Missions and singing: Catholics really need to
      hire some Southern Baptists to come to mass  and teach the congregation how to sing. I
      don't think every hymn needs to sound like an atonal dirge.)

dw had located a modest but nice motel in downtown Santa Monica, just two blocks from the beach.  We arrived about noon, signed in, unloaded the car, then crossed the street and walked through the Best Farmers Market In the U.S. -- I'm not sure who voted it the Best, and though it was good (and we each had a tasty lunch of sausage dogs) it wasn't the Best Farmers Market In The World, so it actually didn't count for much.

It was still early enough so we drove to Watts to see the Watts Towers. More correctly the Rodia Towers in Watts. Working strictly by himself  Sabato (Simon) Rodia built the towers between 1921 and 1955. In 1955 he deeded the land and project to a neighbor and moved to Martinez, CA where he died in 1965.
     The towers are built of rebar, wrought iron and scrap steel, encased in concrete embedded with broken bottles, dishes, tiles, pottery, rocks and etc. It's on a triangular lot and refers to a sailing ship with the obvious masts and a prow and stern. Rodia built the thing without any help (he was proud of that fact) and without any scaffolding. He just climbed the towers as they got higher, carrying the iron and buckets of cement and pieces of crockery -- one hand for himself, and one hand for the job. For dw and I the Rodia Towers are one of the most amazing pieces of outsider art, or folk art works ever done anywhere. They really are a Best In The World.
      A little side note: Art Tatum* was a kid in the neighborhood when Rodia was building the towers and Tatum helped collect some of the pieces of broken pottery that Simon used -- in one case raiding his (Tatum's) mother's kitchen and breaking some plates to give to Rodia. Adjacent to the Towers, and a Towers museum, is an Art Tatum Museum.

After Watts, we drove to Wilshire Blvd, parked and walked around a bit -- Including Rodeo (and why can't those people pronounce it correctly?) Drive where we lived large with a Rodeo Drive Ice Cream Cone. (which was good, but definitely not the Best In the World).

Back to the motel, dinner and an after-dark walk along Venice Beach boardwalk.

We discussed it and decided to take the bus for the rest of our stay. Driving (including the freeways) wasn't as bad as horror stories would make it, but we didn't want to struggle to find parking. So the bus it was. L.A.'s public transportation is supposed to be awful but it worked fine for us. Our motel in Santa Monica was on a connecting bus line, but we walked about a mile and got a direct bus to downtown. It was so easy at one point we helped  young woman who only spoke Spanish to find the bus she needed. --- There's a good chance we aided and abetted an illegal alien, tsk, tsk. ---
   One passenger on our way downtown had a box knife in a belt holster. At first I thought: "What a jerk." but I reconsidered. LA is a very big city and I have no doubt that many people need to have cardboard boxes opened. There easily could have been several on that very bus. The young man, all tatted up and pierced, might have been a helpful citizen ready, willing and eager to help with troublesome cardboard boxes.

In any event, we visited LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art) Which has a new and very impressive building complex with three wonderful outside installations: The floating rock, the hanging "spaghetti" and the lampposts. The collections inside the building were nice but a smaller assortment than we expected.

   We walked through the grounds of La Brea -- watched the pits bubble and stink -- but didn't go in the building.
   We went into the Craft And Folk Art Museum -- a small place with some things of interest, and one exhibit (out of several) that featured a New England artist -- I don't remember her name -- who attempted to combine weather reports, storms, sea reports, ship wrecks, small towns and written music into each of her works. Each piece was large, busy, and, well, dw and I agreed, they were busy. And they seemed to have movable parts. And they were busy. And colorful.
    Another work to all appearances was a few up-ended trash cans. But the artists statement assured any viewer that it actually was a statement about "re-purposing", and "found art" and the "state of the ocean" and our "throw-away society". Despite appearances the work is a trenchant comment on society. OK then.
   We returned to Rodeo Drive and walked around (alas, no stars or even wannabes) looking at absurd shoes, unwearable clothes (at least we wouldn't wear them) and each store seemed to have a large collection of watches in their window. Apparently wrist watches were the gift of the season. I commented to dw about all of the ugly $5000 to $10,000 watches. She said: "Ha, more like $20,000 to $50,000." and she was probably right. There were some attractive ones. But most  reminded me of the old wind-up Big Ben alarm clocks. There were about that size and about that subtle. --- Appealing to the "I just spent $50,000 on this MF and By God, people are going to notice it." crowd.
    And at the last of the day we went to Hollywood Blvd -- The walk of Stars, Grauman's Chinese Theater (matched our feet and hands with past notables -- I'm bigger, sometimes by a fair margin, than most movie notables) Walked by, but didn't stay for the premier of "Frozen" (Hollywood Blvd was blocked off, a Styrofoam iceberg was erected (with a spot for photos) a bunch of white crap was spread over the street) and all we would have had to do was wait for the voice performers, who were sitting in limos waiting for their entrance cue.--- Didn't seem worth it.
     --- And we watched a few street performers: A Marilyn Monroe dressed in the famous air-vent blown white dress --- this Marilyn was blond, pretty and about a foot and a half too tall. -- A pocket sized Darth Vader about a foot and a half too short. -- Two Wolverines, one with a Freddy Kruger mask. -- A Minnie Mouse. -- A short pudgy Spiderman. --- The magic of Hollywood.  (if you take their picture, they expect money -- they weren't that interesting)
    We walked through a Hollywood Blvd mall (seeking a restroom -- found one) Walking through the mall -- A sales person to dw: "Oh, you're so pretty!" (actually I have to agree)
   dw with a smile: "Thank you. I still don't want your tour."
   At another spot a sales person gave dw a hand lotion sample,  and then lured her into the store to try some under-eye wrinkle lotion (with real powdered diamonds) and offered more samples which dw declined with a smile and a polite no, and we really didn't have more time.
   Clerk: "You don't even have five seconds?"
   dw with a smile: "No."

The bus back to our motel went down Santa Monica Blvd. Despite the glamorous name Santa Monica Blvd reminded me of Portland's own Sandy Blvd -- SMB is just longer and bigger.

Finally we went to Santa Monica Pier where we rode the Ferris Wheel. SM Pier is a largish standard amusement park -- actually on a pier. Certainly pleasant and well maintained, but not particularly remarkable.
   We walked Venice Boardwalk. Again a large, but standard type of place. A typical two mile long beach boardwalk (It probably would be more interesting in warmer weather -- there were plenty of people walking but no bikini babes or other unusual local (or tourist) fauna.) All of the sidewalk vendors had their own numbered space -- some of the art work was interesting, and a few of the buskers were good enough that we gave them money. The shops were common seaside t-shirt, beads, feathered crap, hats and sun glasses. (with one very good new/used book store) Over priced stale hot-dogs and coke shops. Expensive beer. Etc.
   (I don't mean to be overly cynical or blase' I'm glad we walked the Boardwalk and if or when we return, we would walk it again -- but it's not the exciting happening place that movies make it to be)
    While we walked, I noticed several young men and women, clad in chartreuse safety vests, mixing with the walkers, talking, being sociable. I thought they were private security people walking around, "How you doin'" keeping a lid on things -- until one of them approached me and gave me a card for the Beach Side Collective. (MarijuanaVenice, etc) "The Best Deals In Town" "Sour Diesel, Girl's Scout, Fire Og and Platinum Og." Become an Official Medical Marijuana Card carrying patient and first time patients receive a free joint or free edible! I declined, but it was interesting. There were four or five stores "Serving certified patients and caregivers under CA Prop 215" in the two miles we walked. We never imagined there were so many ambulatory patients needing MJ walking the Boardwalk.  Land Of The Lotus Eaters indeed.

   And we stopped at Muscle Beach which was also pretty quiet. We briefly watched some sort of commercial, or promo with some sort of boxer being filmed. Nobody we knew. Watched a few people working out -- they looked pretty much like I do. Except for one guy who was doing handstands, and walking around on his hands. He obviously spent a LOT of time working out and keeping his body fat below 5%. Actually that guy looked different from me.

Finally we drove home. Enjoying a nice view of Mt. Shasta on the way.    And so it goes. DJA

*for any non-jazz fans: Art Tatum was a great jazz pianist.       

L.A. -- Venimus, Vidimus, Vicimus -- Part Duo

 John and Kate G. suggested we look at San Juan Bautista (established in 1797), a short drive south of San Jose, as a first stop as we continued on our way to L.A.  San Juan B. is a Spanish Mission church, now mostly a museum, but a side room is still used for Sunday services. The church, an old hotel and several other Spanish era buildings are grouped around a grassy plaza -- it's all very interesting, the church in particular is worth a look --         (Among other things, some of the original hand made and sun dried floor tiles have dog foot prints in them. Accidental, I would guess).

      Three bus loads of primary and middle school kids were unloading just when we got there, so while we got a fair look around, we didn't stay as long as we otherwise might have. A small item of historical interest: part of the original El Camino Real runs just east of the site. It's dirt / gravel about the width of a one lane road and still could be used after more than 300 years.
    (In many places hwy 1 is El Camino Real with pavement. The route has been marked with 12 foot high poles, shaped like a shepherd's crook and topped with a bell)
    The SJB town itself is a pleasant small town. We did a minor bit of looking around. One shop had a display of Mexican Day Of The Dead figures, skulls, tableau etc. One item, a tin cut-out eight inch tall female skeleton with a Carmen Miranda hat, red skirt and big glued on boobs, caught my eye but alas the store wasn't open.

We stopped at Carmel and Monterey and looked at several art galleries. As would be expected the craft work (furniture, jewelry, pottery, etc.) was exceptionally good, while the painting and sculpture and other "fine art" was mostly mediocre with only some excellent work. Galleries, like any  business, display what will sell and generally speaking, realism and non-experimental art work are what keeps galleries open. dw did see a print of a cat that she liked (as did I), but the printmaker was  sloppy and the print (38/100) was missing some crucial detail. dw had some -- should I or shouldn't I --  moments but decided to pass. Otherwise, we didn't see anything we could afford that we also wanted to buy.

We drove the Big Sur coastal road (which is indeed beautiful) and spent the night at San Simeon. The town has six motels, the worst quickie-mart in the U.S. -- staffed by a very pleasant pyramid shaped middle aged woman who had not a hint of shoulders -- and nothing else. -- Really. San Simeon, the town, has absolutely nothing. Not a river or stream, not a beach, nobody peeing on a lamppost, not even a cow mooing in the night.   --- nothing ---

In the morning we took a tour of Hearst Castle. That was interesting and we spent some time walking around the grounds, looking at plantings, pools, out-buildings, statues etc. The tour of the house itself  frankly was a rip-off. The actual house tour went through only four rooms and the rather plain and modest sized movie theater. I'm glad we stopped but the in-house part of the morning was entirely inadequate. Otherwise, the place is impressive. I was surprised -- the buildings and grounds were as ostentatious as expected, but in much better taste than I thought it would be. Over all, only because of the time spent wandering freely around the grounds,  a two thumbs up experience.

(Hearst statuary, Hearst details 1 and 2, Princess Leia you scamp!, outdoor pool, Hearst Castle) 

After the tour we stopped at a store / wine tasting room / greasy spoon just across the highway from the Castle entrance. We each had a hamburger -- a heart attack on a plate -- they were delicious. Big, piled with onions, tomatoes, lettuce a large patty of grass-fed Hearst meat -- well seasoned and dripping with grease -- wonderful stuff -- I had to use a knife and fork to eat it. It was too over the top to just use your hands. We did pass on the wine tasting since it was only noon and we would still be driving.

For the rest of the day we stopped at Der Solvang and visited several Der art galleries and a Der pottery shop and had a Der ice cream cone from a Der candy store. Der Solvang is just fixed up -- Yodeling Heidi style -- to death. Solvang does have a "Big Bopper" hamburger joint. I thought of sticking my head in and singing a few bars of "Chantilly Lace and a pretty face" but since I'm a nice guy I didn't. The people who work there probably had enough of that 50 years ago.

We stopped at Pismo Beach and Goleta Beach for the Monarch Butterfly groves. There are several sites along the California coast where Monarchs over-winter and those two sites are among the best for looking at them. This wasn't one of the better years but it was still interesting. They fold their wings when they cluster so they mostly look like clumps of dry brown leaves. It still was a worthwhile phenomena to stop and see.

We also drove through (but didn't stop in) Buellton. Some of you may not know that Buellton is the Pea Soup Capital Of The World. Earlier we had driven through Castroville: The Artichoke Capital Of the World. On previous trips we've driven through Waddington, NY: The Carp Capital Of The World ---- Kelso, WA: The Smelt Capital Of The World ---- and Blackfoot, ID: The Potato Capital Of The World. We've nearly completed a Full Meal Capital Of The World.

 Madonna Inn, listed on California maps as a point of interest was another stop. Madonna Inn is named after it's founder, not the Madonna. It's a large pink and white confection of rooms, dinner / dance hall, restaurant, wine cellar, candy store, cheese shop, and souvenir store.
    Madonna, the founder, co-owned a ranch with John Wayne and was friends with Hearst so the place is full of (name of movie star)-slept here-memorabilia. It's also chock full of pink and white, red and white, other and white -- kitsch. After Der Solvang where the visitors center recommended the Thomas Kinkade Gallery for our art gallery fix, the visit to the Madonna Inn put us into dangerous territory:  When a person gets too immersed in schlock there's a danger you'll start thinking it looks good and you might actually buy a velvet painting of a pink piggy bank in a tutu. (A pink Elvis in a tutu would be another story).
   We finished the day's drive at Ventura. Walked around a bit after we got a room. We found Perry Mason's office (actually the office of Earl Stanley Gardner) -memorialized with a bronze plaque. (of interest to many Portlanders: One local station ran Perry Mason re-runs at noon weekdays for 46 years) And I found out that Ventura's actual name is San Buenaventura -- although it hasn't been called that for a hundred years.

---- Travel usually includes moments of danger, not including buying a singing Santa doll dressed in a pink tutu. A lesser early one, familiar to Oregon drivers, is the speed trap set up by Coburg just north of Eugene. Coburg expanded its city limits to include a section of the I-5 freeway and uses a speed trap to largely fund the city.
     Of more interest, however, is the potassium iodide tablet give-away program set up by San Luis Obispo Public Health Department. If there's a need, residents (although not tourists -- such as us) can get free iodide tablets --- not at the Monitoring and Decontamination Reception Center (!), but at several other places. Why do they do such a thing? On the coast, nearly centered in the county and just a few miles from San Luis Obispo the town, is the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Reactor power plant. The reactor is built near 2 or 3 faults and directly over another fault (let's take a moment to think about Japan)
    San Luis Obispo is considered one of the best places to live in the country.  Hmmmm. By whom?


Word of the day: "Sheeple" -- people likened to sheep for being docile, foolish or impressionable.
     Milder than some words, but still useful in political discussions.

And along the same line: "If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists." -- Antoine de
     Saint-Exupery --   With all due regard to Antoine, what if you want a goat? If you want a goat are
     you suddenly like Schrodinger's Cat -- neither here nor there?   And so it goes. DJA
 

L.A. -- Venimus, Vidimus, Vicimus -- part 1

I read the title to dw and asked: "L.A. Venimus, vidimus, vicimus. --  Los Angeles, we came, we saw, we conquered. Do you think that's too pretentious?"
   And dw in her concise and certainly not pretentious manner answered: "Yes." 
   I considered debating the point but I recognize that my side is pretty weak so I've decided to just use the title; confident that dw is discrete enough that her sigh and groan will be inaudible and everyone else is out of hearing range.

A few weeks ago we had an early mid-winter crisis and decided to drive to Southern California for sun, fun and decadent pleasures. And rather than going for speed we chose to drive hwys 101 and 1 staying as close to the coast as possible. We made a few stops during the two day drive to San Francisco.
    At Crescent City we visited a co-op art gallery which, mirabile dictu, (sticking with the Latin theme) had only one painting of a crashing wave. Probably the other coastal galleries will band together and drum the Crescent City gallery out of the Society For Proper Coastal Art.
    And further south we spent some time looking at the area where I lived nearly 60 years ago. It's remarkable how little it has changed. The communities of Klamath, Klamath Glen, and Orick are the same size they were then. (Since I lived there, the Redwood National Park has been established -- and it didn't increase the population)  ---  Although the two Klamaths have been relocated, since both were wiped out by floods. ---
    The logging industry is nearly gone, of course, (really bad form to log in a National Park) so several saw mills have been removed.
    The house we lived in is still there (as a tourist cabin).
    My grade school is still there (Orick) -- it's the same size and even painted the same color.
    The 5 mile road to the actual beach is the same as it was 60 years ago:  heavily pot-holed gravel and mud, mostly one lane twisting over a series of ridges. It's amazing that the park hasn't improved the road.
    Part of the old 101 is open for cars (most of it has been turned into a pedestrian / bike lane) -- we drove that section and stopped to look at a WWII radar / anti-aircraft station. It was disguised as a small farm. (Originally the concrete blocks were covered with wood siding)
  

Stopped at Eureka for lunch and I looked for a copy of the Arcata Newspaper (I had already looked in Arcata) but didn't find a copy. The paper is noted for it's reporting of the official police blotter -- such as:
     ---A man in a gray shirt and jeans enjoyed a magazine as he took a dump in a 10th street parking lot ---
    --- A pit bull is being allowed to roam freely on Stewart Avenue ---
    --- Someone put a plastic baby doll inside a wicker basket on Spear Avenue and set it on fire ---
    --- A man watered a wall at City Hall and then used the public phone with his unwashed hands ---
    --- A woman charged $232.86 to the account of her estranged husband and signed the receipt "Asshole" ---
    --- "GET OFF ME" a woman yelled from a Valley East apartment, accompanied by door slamming
    --- In a shocking development a man with a beard and beanie smoked dope on the H Street sidewalk ---
    --- More yelling on the Plaza ---
    --- South G Street report: A cow mooed for more than an hour. ---
    It is possible that report #7, if common, is somehow connected to the other reports. And this is just a sampling --- there are many, many more.

During the afternoon drive, dw said she needed a Fatboy. We stopped and looked at convenient places but found no Fatboys.
    Newly retired dw remarked that her new goal in life would be to have a Fatboy everyday at 4 p.m. and already she was in danger of failing. I remarked that it was an overly modest goal but I would do what I could to help her achieve it. Alas on the very first day of her new goal in life, she sort of failed --- We found no Fatboys, so she had to make do with a Big Bunny.

In the evening we made it to San Francisco, where we stayed two days with our friends Kate and John G. (owners of the sybarite cat Beaner)